Vacuum Man

Vacuum Man
Written By: Jonny Johnson

Jordan had it given to him
Trust fund, classic looks
Like should be so easy
He lays at night so queasy

Steve's a music man
Leader of the rock band
His emotions are on his sleeve
All the women seem to leave

Travis knows it all
Smartest brick on the wall
Stack of books by his bed
All his friends are in his head

Hey Vacuum Man
Shame you ran
They stand you taller
Than you know you can

Mike likes the ladies
Most his nights are hazy
His pride's high and glistens
His gran's the one who listens

John is the king of fun
All the women call him hon
They snort the coke from his hand
Thank him, then they up and ran

Luke rides his skateboard
Dreams of nothing more
Delivery driving pays the bills
At the door he stands real still

Jacob fights the daily grind
Puts his soul on the line
Swipes right from his couch
Leaves only when the sun goes down

Bill says it's a priority
Would hate to be the minority
Stays up late to play the games
Sleeps in late and misses dates

Rick nods his head
Says he's someone else instead
Whispers yes to confess
He's Jesus Christ may all be blessed

Chet stands real composed
"Cheese and Wine?" he proposed
Soars outside humanity
Crawls inside for sanity

Ron travels far and wide
Lives by the oceanside
Soon to move again
Afraid it's become too permanent

Peter has a resume
It's full of all the time he gave
Should he travel, should he stay
He sits and ponders the night away

Vacuum Man
Shame you ran
They stand you taller
Than you know you can

Douglas is getting screwed
By all the guys he thought he knew
Holds on to all their checks
Dodges paying with finesse

Casey chants revolution
Wants to see a solution
His problems all bigger
Than anyone who could pull the trigger